No friends

Rapture is May 21, whether you believe or not you need someone beside you.
I however have many friends. in fact i got my mice and my cat.
anyhow, you will need someone beside you
Well get a cat or something. Doesn't matter because rapture might/might not happen
Infact dump your entire life savings into the nearby grocery store and buy everything.EVERYTHING!
Great now you have soda, chips and twinkies to last you an entire year.
We all know that rapture is from the bible. If you haven't googled it already it is ... yeah too tired to write so let's give you the link shall we?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture
trust me it's safe, after all it's from wikipedia.So it's also correct right?
Anyhow, Get someone to be with you for the rapture. My neighbor has already gotten the prostitute from down the alley and i have sold my mouse to get rid of the mice in my apartment. 
After getting someone, make sure you save up your pee, after all if you're going to die, you have no other choice but to drink your own pee. Obviously bottled water is way too expensive. It costs one dollar.
Of course if you can afford it, unlike me who must drink my pee and eat mice raw for substance, buy it by all means.
now we all know about the loser in your area, yeah they all have one. If you don't believe me , I'm one of them. Get that guy if your must absolutely do so. if you're a guy get rid of your virginity and make love to the random girl you meet, just hope however that this time, this time... The doomsday is real. That way you won't have to take care of another baby, divorce and get screwed out of your money.
Let's say that just cause the guy's been wrong many, many times, like your finals in math, he's correct for once.